I am in mourning.
If the news outlets are to be believed, it seems that George is engaged and it isn't to me...

Luckily for he and I, she is a woman of substance, Amal Amulddin.
The LA Times describes her thusly:
Alamuddin, a graduate of Oxford University and NYU School of Law, speaks three languages and specializes in international law, human rights, extradition and criminal law. Clients have included WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange.
They should have added: but she is no Wendy.
I wish them well. However, I want to go on record publicly as saying if this doesn't work out, he knows where I am....
Have a great day and stay safe out there!
xoxo wendy