Showing posts with label I did put it away when I realized I couldn't zip it up. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I did put it away when I realized I couldn't zip it up. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

My Outfits of the Day and the Awful Truths Behind Them! Style Shoot Expose!

Okay, so it is already Wednesday!!!  Where is the time going????

I am just now posting my Easter Sunday outfit!

I was not all that imaginative.  I did not get a chance to move clothes around this past weekend and the only things in my closet remotely easter-y were my J Crew skirt in that lovely floral of turquoises and mints and my brocade blue Tippi Sweater.  I paired these with my minty Valentinas.



I am not sure about that blue and those colours, but whatever.

This picture does not tell the whole story...

The reality:

I am glistening because I have cooked for 3 hours straight.  There is probably chicken fat on my face!  While I have lost 5 lbs, it wasn't enough to zip that skirt up without creating a MOUNTAIN of MUFFAGE, so I didn't zip the final part of the skirt at the waistband!  My feet were killing me - I wanted to wear Uggs by then as my feet were so sore and swollen from standing around in the kitchen.  I put on a number of strands of pearls and in my haste (because I was running behind), I broke one of the strands and I swore.  I THINK my hair was clean, but I am not sure.  Oh yeah - and my dinner was not great, though for some reason, we had the leftovers last night and it tasted much better.  You gotta love those do-overs.

In other words - My OOTD was a typical catalogue fashion shoot!  Just with a shorter, earthier, model!

Those kind of fashion shoots or re-touching drive me mad! Though if I could have carved out a waist with photoshop I would have!  It's like when you go into a store and you see they have a baggy sweater artfully pinned in the back.  I wish someone would artfully do that with my double chin.. But never mind, I did look Easter-y!

Sometimes I take 5 or 6 photos till I feel I have one presentable to put up here.  Am i the only one who suffers from this?  Please tell me no.  Or lie to me - I don't mind if you lie to me!

But today was MUCH better.  I got up, was inspired to move clothing around, took a bagful of clothing to the consigner, who gave me a lovely cheque that was already spent anyway, and had a nice day, despite the biting cold.

Rather than an easter egg, today I was Blue Steel with Bling!  Cheap Bling!

This is all old stuff with new shoes - a navy Michael Kors cotton pullover, my navy wide-legged Pink Tartan Trousers and my new Tory Burch wedges.  The latter are starting to hurt now, 6 hours later.  I know better than to break shoes in all at once, and yet I refuse to remember that fact until hour 4 every single time!




Everything is zipped here, but I am slouching forward, as my daughter would not get out of bed to take the picture! SHe wouldn't let me run for lipstick.  Never mind, I look like a wall of navy, which is attempting to camaflouge all the wobbly bits!

Around my neck, I am wearing a cheap little necklace I purchased last summer at Le Chateau.  I thought of wearing a scarf or a long pendant, but no, I had my heart set on this once I remembered I owned it.  The truth of being a visual person is that if I don't see it, I completely forget I own it.  I am not proud of this fact, but I sometimes feel like I am in the movie 50 First Dates: "Hey THAT's a great Necklace!  Hey, THAT'S a great necklace, etc, etc, etc.."

But it actually is a fun little necklace and I paid all of $10 for it.  I am sure some of you are thinking "well duh - it looks like you spent $10 on it.." and you would be absolutely right to do so, but I am going to go on blithely as if you are saying "Hey THAT's a great Necklace!"




See - it sparkles and there is blue and what looks like a part of a daisy and have I mentioned that on April 3rd I love daisies?  Well, I do!

So I was the Blue Tower of Bling, and though no one mentioned how hot I looked I felt like it, and honestly, that is enough, because how many days do you really feel like you are all that???

So my Style Question Wednesday as been pre-empted my my Style Shoot Expose Wednesday, but I am all the better for the honesty.  Sort of.  Maybe...

Have a wonderful Wednesday and stay safe out there!